Lols.
Today.
School was damn boring.
I wasn't looking to anything in school this morning.
The only fun thing was after school!

Haha.
Took bus with An Qi , Li Yee , Alicia.
An Qi was nicknamed Angela Xie Qian Qian by Alicia & I.
Why? Cos you turn "An" and "Qi" around , become QIAN.
So Angela Xie Qian Qian. :D
At the bus stop while waiting for the bus , Alicia and I became the "fans" of our "idol" , Angela.
As you know , there's really a singer named Angela (chinese singer).
Then Li Yee was Angela's "bodyguard".
Us , the fans , were like running towards her and screaming "ANGELA ANGELA!"
Acting as fans , we kept on shouting , "Sign for me! Sign here , here , here!"
Damn funny. Lols.
Bus was here.

It haven't ended.
Three of us , Li Yee , Alicia and me were "rumouring" about Angela Xie Qian Qian and exaggerating it.
LOL. VERY FUNNY de.
Oh yeah. Alicia and I then roleplayed "Nan Hua Speaks".
It went this way :

Me : Hello everybody , welcome to Nan Hua Speaks. I am Pui Yee from class 111.
Alicia : And I am Alicia from class 109.
Me : This week we will present two "commonly" mispronounced words in two skits.

~Skit 1~
Me : Alicia , how was your holiday (hor-li-day) ?
Alicia : It was boring...
Me : Oh , did you overseas (o-ver-seas) ?
Alicia : No , I stayed at home.
~End of Skit 1~

Me : So , should it be her-li-day or hor-li-day ? Let's get a volunteer.
(Volunteer) Angela : Hor-li-day
Me and Alicia : That's correct.
Me : Here's a lolipop for you!

Me : Next , should it be o-ver-seas or OH-ver-seas ?
(Volunteer) Li Yee : o-ver-seas
Alicia was about to say it's correct... LOL. But...
Me : Wrong , it should be OH-ver-seas , because overseas (OH-ver-seas) might be put in from of the sentence and the "O" will be capitalized so you must emphasise it.
*Note that you pronounce the "OH" with your mouth big and round.
Me : Here's a donut for you which resembles an "O".

~Skit 2 with the "correct" pronounciation~

Alicia and me : Here comes the fun part , turn to your neighbour and repeat holiday (hor-li-day) and overseas (OH-ver-seas) .
Alicia and me : We have come to the end of this week's Nan Hua Speaks , see you next week! byeeeeeeeeeeee!
(It was roughly like that , after a little editing)

LOL. It was totally nonsensical and hilarious. And and , it was just made up on the spot , so I anyhow made it up. LOL.

Then "DJ" Alicia and me was rumouring about Angela Xie Qian Qian on 99.9 Rumour station. LOL.

The end of the hilarious bus ride (when I reached my stop). Back to top